Any Other Minnesotans Out There?

Jokes or not, all but 1 of these statements was true for me (a lifelong Minnesotan). Enjoy ...

Here's what Jeff Foxworthy (American comedian) has to say about Minnesota and Minnesotans:

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Minnesota.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't even work there, you live in Minnesota.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Minnesota.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Minnesota.

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of International Falls for the weekend, you live in Minnesota.

If you measure distance in hours, you live in Minnesota.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,you live in Minnesota.

If you have switched from "heat" to "air conditioning" and backagain in the same day, you live in Minnesota.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a ragingblizzard without flinching, you live in Minnesota.

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in Minnesota.

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows howto use them, you live in Minnesota.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Minnesota.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Minnesota.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winterand road construction, you live in Minnesota.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in Minnesota.

If you find 10 degrees Fahrenheit "a little chilly", you live in Minnesota.

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Minnesota friends, you live in Minnesota.